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Silly Michael Bolton…

9 Nov

You know that thing?

You know, the one where Michael Bolton asks you all those questions then just doesn’t bother listening to any of your answers?

Apparently it’s called a “song“. And he’s not really talking to you.

He’s talking to everyone. Only he’s not really talking to anyone at all.

He’s doing something called “singing“.

He doesn’t care how you can’t be lovers if you can’t be friends.

Heck, he doesn’t even WANT to be your friend. Or your lover.

Apparently he just wants to pay him money for this “song.”

How odd is that? How odd is Michael Bolton?

And he doesn’t even have that big hair any more!