Another Day in the Corp(se) A Micro Flash Fiction Story

29 Jun

Another Day in the Corp(se) A Micro Flash Fiction Story by Raymond Daley

Our instructor rises.
“What’s that maggots? I can’t hear you? Show me your war cry!”
“BRAINS!!!!!!” We shout as one.

“Drill time! Left, right, left, right.”
“You call that lurching? I’ve seen deader eyes on soap actors!”

“On the word of command go, you will lurch, in an arrowhead formation over to this pig carcass we have erected here for you practice feeding on.”
“What is it Horowitz? You’re Jewish and can’t eat a pig? Does the Torah say anything about being exempt if you’re dead?”

Apparently he doesn’t know so we’re dismissed until someone can check.
Another wonderful day in the corpse.

THE END.

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