A Saint Patricks day story!

17 Mar

So everyone thinks they know the story of how St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland.

This is completely untrue. Cars hadn’t been invented then. He tried to send them harshly worded letters but eventually realised snakes can’t read. So he just grabbed a massive great stick and swung it like crazy until all those snakes got the heck out of Ireland.
And this is why England now has snakes.
Thanks, Saint Patrick!
Happy Saint Patricks day.

One Response to “A Saint Patricks day story!”

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