Meanwhile in Cardiff (A Flash Fiction story by Ray Daley)

8 Nov

Meanwhile in Cardiff (A Flash Fiction story by Ray Daley)

“You know Hugh, if we don’t win the cup this year, I’m not worshipping Welsh Satan any more.”

“Welsh what?”

“Welsh Satan.”

“We have our own Satan? Is he someone special?”

“Let me think. Even numbered year, it’s November. He’s Ryan Giggs at the moment.”

“Ryan Giggs is the Welsh Satan?”

“Only in November. If it’s an even numbered year.”

“And if it were an odd numbered year?”

“Oh. Then it’d be Tom Jones.”

“Tom Jones is Welsh Satan?”

“Only in November, in an odd numbered year.”

“So who’s Welsh Satan next month?”

“Kelly from The Stereophonics.”

“I guess that makes sense. So how do you worship Welsh Satan?”

“You need three pints of Brains SA and a sheep.”

“Not sheeps blood?”

“Who’s the Welsh Satanist here, me or you?”

“Sorry. You really think City are going to win then?”

“James Dean Bradfield seems to think so.”

“Who?”

“Lead singer of The Manic Street Preachers.”

“Don’t think I know them.”

“Welsh Satan for March in even numbered years.”

“Oh, him! I love that dude!”

“Right. You get a sheep. I’ll see you in the pub.”

THE END

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