Have a poem!

Mike The Bike
By Ray Daley
1/1/14

Mike The Bike has a bell I quite like,
And his handlebars are rather shiny.
We’d go for a peddle except for that saddle,
Which rides right up the crack of my hiney.
Alas my bike Mike is sadly no more,
After pissing his oil all over the floor.
Believe it or not, my mum had him shot!