Writing silly things about God

28 Jan

In the beginning, God created science fiction writers.

Then subcontracted them all for ideas at 5 cents a pop.
This TOTALLY explains why the Universe is in such a damn weird state.
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In the beginning God said “Let There Be Light“.
Moments later someone complained & said
“What colour do you call that? I can’t even READ with it!”
Readers. We’re never happy.
Unless we’re reading.

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