The Least Haunted House In The World; a free flash fiction story

25 Oct
The Least Haunted House In The World, a flash fiction story by Ray Daley.

That was exactly what the realtor sign said that stood on the front yard, “The Least Haunted House In The World”.
Obviously I had to call them to find out more.

“I’m outside it now, tell me more.” I said to the realtor.
“It’s got no ghosts at all sir. In fact the property is so unhaunted, there aren’t even any living people there.” he said.
“So it’s just a regular house?” I asked.
“Yes, just marketed in a very unusual way. We’re looking for offers around 25k.” he said.
“Would you consider 20?” I asked.

The line went silent for a few moments before the realtor spoke again.

“Sir, I believe you just bought yourself The Least Haunted House In The World.”

THE END

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