A poem, because I was bored.

15 Aug
Have a poem.

Heaven’s got no wi-fi, Hell has got 4g,
The Devil’s streaming Breaking Bad off Torrents just for me.
He downloads brand new movies while God gets 404’s,
Jesus he may want our souls but the Devil’s getting yours.
Heaven gives you theatre, Hell 3D tv,
Going to Heaven looks quite nice, but Hell seems better to me.
Heaven’s got classical music, Hell’s got Rock ‘n Roll,
Given the choice I think I know where I want to send my soul.

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